The Autonomous Territory of Orientalya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.088 billion Orientalyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sriracha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The all-consuming Orientalyan economy, worth 191 trillion doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,782 doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and Orientalyan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orientalya's national animal is the racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orientalya is ranked 28,175^th in the world and 1^st in The Indian Ocean for Highest Drug Use, scoring 361.94 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.