The Constitutional Monarchy of Ormazd is a very large, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 337 million Ormazdians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artashir. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The very strong Ormazdian economy, worth 29.9 trillion Darics a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,801 Darics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormazd's national animal is the Simurgh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ormazd is ranked 94,802^nd in the world and 5^th in New Lacia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 188.52 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.