The Central Vietnamese State of Orthodox Rebels is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Phạm Chánh Thi with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.072 billion Viets are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Da Nang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,467 trillion dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,797 dong, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, radiation is a hot topic, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Vietnamese Moonshine". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Orthodox Rebels's national animal is the water buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mahayana Buddhism.

Orthodox Rebels is ranked 5,246^th in the world and 20^th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Black Market, with 1,642 trillion Standard Monetary Units.