The Nuclear Eco-Republic of Ossara is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Donald Biden Obama III with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.725 billion Ossarans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Ossaran economy, worth 179 trillion Shelins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,016 Shelins, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the green glow is a sign of clean energy, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Ossara's national animal is the Ossaran Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism.

Ossara is ranked 242,382^nd in the world and 24^th in Sky Haven for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 91.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.