The Empire of Otpotp33 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.18 billion Otpotp33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of otpotp city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Otpotp33ian economy, worth 288 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,533 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,135 per year while the poor average 26,081, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

The government has been criticized for giving away Otpotp33's territory to anyone who claims it, the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otpotp33's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Otpotp33 is ranked 48,754^th in the world and 3^rd in The Holy Lands of Eden for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,720.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.