The Emperor's Imperial Empire of Our Emperor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.943 billion Our Emperorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Empire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The Our Emperorian economy, worth 805 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,771 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, and Our Emperor has designated Imperial Empire City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our Emperor's national animal is the King, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Our Emperor is ranked 164,286^th in the world and 1^st in The Condivaxian Empire for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,177.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.