Population | 22.693 billion |
Capital | Petersburgh |
Leader | Main Man Egor |
Faith | The Knights Templar |
Currency | Puck |
Animal | White Tiger |
The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.693 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,533 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,994 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.
No moking is ranked 13,609th in the world and 306th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,692.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in No moking, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : No moking was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in No moking, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in No moking, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on No moking.
- : No moking was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
World Assembly
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