The Ελληνιστικό Βασίλειο of Oxyartes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Oxyartes of Paropamisadae with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.718 billion Andarian Stellar Paropamisadae Warriors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carura. The average income tax rate is 39.0%.

The Andarian Stellar Paropamisadae Warrior economy, worth 219 trillion Tetradrachms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,922 Tetradrachms, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at King Oxyartes of Paropamisadae's name, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the poorest Andarian Stellar Paropamisadae Warriors live in 'the stacks', and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxyartes's national animal is the Oxen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Oxyartes is ranked 273,235^th in the world and 2^nd in The Horologium Constellation for Smartest Citizens, with 18.41 quips per hour.