The United States of Ozlantis is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 240 million Ozlantisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 11.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ozlantisian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Ozzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,250 Ozzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ozlantis's national animal is the Tortoise.

Ozlantis is ranked 317,028^th in the world and 34^th in Aurelian Republic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.