The Kingdom of Ozville is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.103 billion Ozvilleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The powerhouse Ozvillean economy, worth 265 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,548 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Ozville's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozville's national animal is the crocodile.

Ozville is ranked 106,841^st in the world and 3^rd in Supernovaland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,614.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.