The Republic of P035 is a very large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 476 million P035ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse P035ian economy, worth 40.5 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,125 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, citizens must pay to enjoy P035's pristine beaches, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P035's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

P035 is ranked 295,200^th in the world and 122^nd in Imperatus for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.