The Republic of P386 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 311 million P386ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient P386ian economy, worth 12.2 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,147 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and P386 has designated P386 City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P386's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P386 is ranked 65,850^th in the world and 7^th in Mauravia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,553.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.