The Constitutional Monarchy of Pacific Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tribal Chief Halwen with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.588 billion Pacific Islandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacific Lagoon. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The powerhouse Pacific Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Lagoonias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,238 Lagoonias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacific Island's national animal is the Long Neck Giraffe and its national religion is Church of Ebenezer.

Pacific Island is ranked 43,387^th in the world and 15^th in Yochland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 166.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.