The Stegosaur Empire Federation of Pacifican Stegosauruses is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stegosaur Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.005 billion Pacifican Stegosaurs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stegosauria Pacifica. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pacifican Stegosaur economy, worth 615 trillion Stegosaur Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,380 Stegosaur Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pacifican Stegosauruses's national animal is the Stegosaurus Phase 2, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacifican Stegosauruses is ranked 42,429^th in the world and 158^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 50.16 kickbacks per hour.