The District of Pan Garden is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.383 billion Pan Gardenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Pan Gardenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,757 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 78,499 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 429,053 per year while the poor average 7,342, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

A soldier's body is a temple, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pan Garden's national animal is the deer.

Pan Garden is ranked 128,570^th in the world and 2^nd in Belmopan for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.