by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,402nd
The Enlightened Dominion of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Firmitas Constantia, Prosperitas Communis
The Token Moose
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tokenzia

Population4.643 billion

CapitalTokenville
LeaderThe Token Moose
FaithMoosianism

CurrencyToken
AnimalMoose

The Enlightened Dominion of Tokenzia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Token Moose with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The cynical, humorless population of 4.643 billion Tokenzians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokenville. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The all-consuming Tokenzian economy, worth 524 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,047 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, Tokenzia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tokenzia's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moosianism.

Tokenzia is ranked 255,931st in the world and 5,675th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,402ndBest Weather: 2,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,680thMost Influential: 2,805thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,044thLowest Crime Rates: 3,058thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,286thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,855thHealthiest Citizens: 3,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,009thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,915thLargest Governments: 8,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,759thMost Pacifist: 9,171stHighest Food Quality: 10,012thSmartest Citizens: 11,224thMost Cultured: 12,153rdMost Developed: 12,629thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,721stMost Authoritarian: 21,079thMost Inclusive: 21,748thMost Secular: 21,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,550thMost Patriotic: 25,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,123rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 218th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 323rd in the regionLargest Governments: 380th in the regionMost Pacifist: 442nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 479th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 479th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 513th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Cultured: 538th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597th in the regionMost Developed: 616th in the region

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