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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,345thBest Weather: 2,590thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,688th
The Enlightened Dominion of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Firmitas Constantia, Prosperitas Communis
The Token Moose
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tokenzia

Population4.505 billion

CapitalTokenville
LeaderThe Token Moose
FaithMoosianism

CurrencyToken
AnimalMoose

The Enlightened Dominion of Tokenzia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Token Moose with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 4.505 billion Tokenzians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokenville. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The all-consuming Tokenzian economy, worth 514 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 114,134 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, Tokenzia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tokenzia's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moosianism.

Tokenzia is ranked 3,090th in the world and 152nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.8 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,090thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,370thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,065thHealthiest Citizens: 4,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,908thLargest Governments: 8,741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,881stMost Pacifist: 9,563rdSmartest Citizens: 11,429thMost Cultured: 12,385thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 19,099thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,138thMost Secular: 22,450thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,410th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 146th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 150th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 191st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 218th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 223rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 391st in the regionMost Pacifist: 439th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 478th in the regionMost Cultured: 542nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 547th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, Tokenzia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Tokenzia endorsed The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
  • : Tokenzia was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, Tokenzian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Tokenzia, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » Petronellania, Loutsland, Ishtimbine, Laforeia, Laurendon, PlanetMercury, Varisland, Corfad, Pyos Ter, Shibutani, Jenha, Castle In Confidence, Racoda, Southern Moosetopia, CyberEgypt, New Atlantico, Grith Neria, Inclement Space, Chipoli, Republiqueducroissant, Jeltronian WA Mission, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Izern, Lionsroar, Kwaj, Amdupe, Wisconsota, Qep, Pallaith, Nouvel Empire, Bodhisva, Ethnon, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Esperonia, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Arucaria, DarkMondoria, Ijo, Neptunian Military Administration, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Sil Dorsett, Darkanistan, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Valiacorkit, Kandorith, Ovekisu, and 110 others.Nationeer, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Votak Matim, Atrito, Miletic, Wolffoxia, Great Ignesia, Rex Republic, Leone Frankia, Bedsonya, Aerilia, Ser Solkolvidlepubad, Zandos, Love Shack, TyGerria, Perikuresu, Great Bights Mum, Eurocom, Aguaria Major, Kranostav, Catalis, Alire, New Bismuthium, Koda-Land, Hyphen, KAP03land, Gojira, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Western Justice, Deliber, South Parter, Armonker, Ham Federation, Federation of Vanguard, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, IHateRights, Segesta, Bagojo, Former English Colony, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Maott, Wineclaw, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Batatoland Empire, Photan, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Halsoni, Verderiesdre, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Nebiyar, Oannia, Eludmonden, Kainin, Zelenaya Dolina, Blyskalia, Ayuzhhhhh, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, TamilPesum, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Dreadton, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Sanctum Teriaris, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Lugarvatn, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, New Lakemba, Aneth, Tanbearia, Kosova, ZleekyGgh, Dillimore, Transitional Global Authority, Tugupaw, Davidianian, Zyropia, and Northern Zorbrasnka.

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