The Enlightened Dominion of Tokenzia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The Token Moose with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.857 billion Tokenzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokenville. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The powerhouse Tokenzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Tokens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,067 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nationals who stumble near Tokenzia are harbingers of war, windows in Tokenville don't have much of a view, the dead of Tokenzia have taken on a healthy glow, and the hyperwealthy are given "Congratulations! You won Capitalism" trophies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tokenzia's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moosianism.

Tokenzia is ranked 306,154^th in the world and 16,782^nd in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 63.68 percentage of bribes refused.