The Silly Little Dude of Pancakeon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Satanic Baker with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 4.469 billion Cakers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Succubus City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pancakian economy, worth 539 trillion Maple Syrup Bottles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,713 Maple Syrup Bottles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, the family of The Satanic Baker bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and foreign powers often deal with problems that Pancakeon can't handle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancakeon's national animal is the Butter Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pancakeon is ranked 15,636^th in the world and 16^th in The Black Hawks for Nicest Citizens, with 25.69 average smiles per day.