The Republic of Panzer Vor 256 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 2.014 billion Panzer Vor 256ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Panzer Vor 256ian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 30,089 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 256's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panzer Vor 256 is ranked 33,589^th in the world and 321^st in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 851.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.