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Rudest Citizens: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population11.335 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.335 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,450 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 569,040 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,329,754 per year while the poor average 5,121, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the government is a law unto itself, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 1,068th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,675.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 25thMost Armed: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thMost Avoided: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 64thHighest Disposable Incomes: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74thMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148thHighest Average Incomes: 176thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 209thLargest Insurance Industry: 212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 220thMost Corrupt Governments: 237thLargest Mining Sector: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 317thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 778thMost Secular: 831stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,068thHighest Economic Output: 1,123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,628thMost Pro-Market: 1,800thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,067thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,405thSmartest Citizens: 9,917thMost Stationary: 10,276thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,457thNudest: 10,737thHighest Drug Use: 13,011thMost Influential: 14,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,872nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Tower of Consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.

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