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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population12.001 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.001 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,954 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 579,507 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,427,818 per year while the poor average 5,215, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 229,432nd in the world and 4th in Papastan for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.57 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thFattest Citizens: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Armed: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42ndMost Avoided: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 198thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213thLargest Insurance Industry: 213thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thLargest Mining Sector: 242ndMost Efficient Economies: 298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 785thMost Secular: 805thHighest Economic Output: 1,019thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,711thMost Pro-Market: 1,754thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,458thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,011thMost Stationary: 9,923rdNudest: 10,238thSmartest Citizens: 10,714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,756thLargest Black Market: 11,161stTop
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Most Influential: 14,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,941stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,888thLargest Populations: 21,659th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, King CREAM will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Papastan.

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