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Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population12.514 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, feral children, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.514 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,354 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 587,734 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,504,889 per year while the poor average 5,288, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

People talk about things being better when men were men, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 11,860th in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Largest Black Market, with 73.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thMost Armed: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stMost Avoided: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 53rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rdHighest Average Incomes: 160thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 194thLargest Insurance Industry: 206thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216thMost Corrupt Governments: 222ndLargest Mining Sector: 231stMost Efficient Economies: 266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 610thMost Secular: 729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 790thHighest Economic Output: 974thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,076thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,700thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,983rdMost Stationary: 9,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,442ndSmartest Citizens: 10,955thNudest: 11,835thLargest Black Market: 11,860thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,414thMost Influential: 13,777thMost Pro-Market: 15,431stHighest Drug Use: 16,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,643rdLargest Populations: 21,869th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in PapaDrackyian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter PapaDracky are highly popular tourist destinations.

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