The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, feral children, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.923 billion Drackonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,694 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 595,396 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,576,668 per year while the poor average 5,357, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 13^th in the world and 1^st in Papastan for Rudest Citizens, with 1,836.24 Insults Per Minute.