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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
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Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
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PapaDracky

Population12.923 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, feral children, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.923 billion Drackonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,694 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 595,396 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,576,668 per year while the poor average 5,357, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

In its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Rudest Citizens, with 1,836.24 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thRudest Citizens: 13thFattest Citizens: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 18thMost Armed: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thMost Avoided: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 48thHighest Disposable Incomes: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thMost Scientifically Advanced: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 144thHighest Average Incomes: 151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 192ndLargest Insurance Industry: 193rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 200thMost Corrupt Governments: 205thLargest Mining Sector: 225thMost Efficient Economies: 259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 606thMost Secular: 635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 824thHighest Economic Output: 891stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,806thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,937thMost Stationary: 9,535thNudest: 10,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,150thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,083rdSmartest Citizens: 12,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,064thMost Influential: 13,715thMost Pro-Market: 14,785thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,909thLargest Populations: 21,682nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with King CREAM.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.

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