The Holy Empire of Passover is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 272 million matzot have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient paschal economy, worth 12.7 trillion haggadahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,765 haggadahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is totally unknown. Passover's national animal is the lamb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Passover is ranked 125,909th in the world and 9th in Seinfeld for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 974.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Passover, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters.
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Passover was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in
Passover, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.











