The Celestial Queendom of Patho-Espana is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Princessa Holly Addams-Rojas with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.015 billion Dungahloords are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordred. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathoic economy, worth a remarkable 4,519 trillion Pathopesoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,368 Pathopesoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 893,678 per year while the poor average 26,377, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

The most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, university applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patho-Espana's national animal is the Tigerstriped Antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crimson Lord Worshippers.

Patho-Espana is ranked 315,577^th in the world and 8^th in Sheol for Safest, scoring 7.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.