The State of Patrick Allen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.412 billion Patrick Allenians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The very strong Patrick Allenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 32,490 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, all tariffs have been abolished, Patrick Allen has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Patrick Allen in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Patrick Allen's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Patrick Allen is ranked 265,675^th in the world and 1^st in Jamaica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.