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Most Patriotic: 1,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,488th
The Imperial Germanic State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Wir vertrauen in Gott
Kaiser Erik II
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Lieutenant
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Patriums

Population3.518 billion

CapitalImperial Hannover
LeaderKaiser Erik II
FaithChristianity

CurrencyHenrismark
AnimalGolden Patrioten Eagle

The Imperial Germanic State of Patriums is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Erik II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.518 billion Patriotens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Hannover. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patrioten economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Henrismarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,726 Henrismarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patriums's national animal is the Golden Patrioten Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Patriums is ranked 139,936th in the world and 8th in Authotaria for Most Stationary, with 208.36637358988 days.

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Most Patriotic: 1,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,603rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,614thMost Armed: 1,912thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,245thHighest Average Incomes: 3,331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,432ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,439thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,803rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,137thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,352ndLargest Black Market: 6,724thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,082ndMost Authoritarian: 8,168thMost Developed: 8,763rdSmartest Citizens: 9,598thLargest Governments: 10,094thMost Efficient Economies: 11,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,028thHealthiest Citizens: 11,158thMost Devout: 12,650thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,336thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,755thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,107thMost Influential: 18,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,775thMost Income Equality: 27,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,668thHighest Economic Output: 29,750th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the region

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