The Allied States of PBSeR Hell is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 7.696 billion PBSeR Hellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nealton. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant PBSeR Hellian economy, worth 126 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 16,366 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of PBSeR Hell has been announced as the new Head of State, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PBSeR Hell's national animal is the blazing dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

PBSeR Hell is ranked 159,630^th in the world and 4^th in 0 Lakes for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.09 percentage of bribes refused.