The Jingoistic States of PBSer Junior is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Walt PBSer with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.046 billion PBSer Juniorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient PBSer Juniorian economy, worth 366 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 45,517 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around North, former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and Walt PBSer is the self-declared God of all PBSer Junior. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PBSer Junior's national animal is the seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christian.

PBSer Junior is ranked 65,978^th in the world and 10^th in Hellworld 2 for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.