The United Socialist States of Peoples Republic of West Korea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ken Jeong Un with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.015 billion West Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of West Korean economy, worth 642 trillion heads of cabbage a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,132 heads of cabbage, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of West Korea's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Juche.

Peoples Republic of West Korea is ranked 302,205^th in the world and 20^th in East Asia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.23 Obesity Rate.