The Dominion of Pepperoni Pizza is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 193 million Pizza Pioneers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse Pepperoni Pizzan economy, worth 18.1 trillion slices of pizza a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 93,550 slices of pizza, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 578,419 per year while the poor average 6,546, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepperoni Pizza's national animal is the Pepperoni Pizza, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pepperoni Pizza is ranked 250,221^st in the world and 11^th in Spaghetti Land for Most Patriotic, with 2.27 flags saluted per person per day.