The Republic of Perendinate is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Sebastian Wagner with an even hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 17.886 billion Perendinateans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blumburgh. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perendinatean economy, worth a remarkable 3,603 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,443 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

That which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, Perendinate Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and relations with Merovingia are as cold as Perendinate's skill with the blade. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Perendinate's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beer.

Perendinate is ranked 12,365^th in the world and 1^st in Just relax for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,733.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.