The Confederacy of PeterThiel is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 410 million PeterThielians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.
The frighteningly efficient PeterThielian economy, worth 51.6 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,950 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,138,997 per year while the poor average 1,666, a ratio of 683 to 1.
The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. PeterThiel's national animal is the poor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
PeterThiel is ranked 320,476th in the world and 5th in Bormla for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
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PeterThiel, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
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PeterThiel, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
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PeterThiel, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
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PeterThiel, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
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PeterThiel, PeterThielian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
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PeterThiel, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
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PeterThiel, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
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PeterThiel, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.
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PeterThiel, only the wealthy vote.
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PeterThiel, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.





























