The Sementes of Pevides is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comité Semental with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.118 billion Pevideses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pevidesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion Pevides a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,793 Pevides, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,635 per year while the poor average 31,518, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Teenagers often ask adults to buy them Maxtopian Grass from government-run recreational drug stores, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the PIA watchlist, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pevides's national animal is the Melon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pevides is ranked 313,532^nd in the world and 8^th in Portugal de Esquerda for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 15.29 on the Kitten Softness Rating.