The Community of Phatti is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jared Fogle with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.651 billion Phattians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subway. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Phattian economy, worth 194 trillion Phats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,620 Phats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the cool kids have tetanus, P-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phatti's national animal is the Phat people, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phatti is ranked 16,818^th in the world and 2^nd in The Slumber for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 80.2 Effective Tax Rate.