The Empire of Pieck is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 8.038 billion Pieckians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morioh. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pieckian economy, worth 501 trillion $GMEs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,427 $GMEs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Pieckians made a dessert and called it peace, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pieck's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pieck is ranked 24,915^th in the world and 1^st in Sandland for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.