The Federation of Pillows Federation is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.558 billion Pillows Federationians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Pillows Federationian economy, worth 469 trillion pillows a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,846 pillows, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,138 per year while the poor average 11,187, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pillows Federation's national animal is the pillow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pillows Federation is ranked 244,958^th in the world and 214^th in The Transitionists for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 581.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.