The Republic of Pingy pingy ping ping is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 411 million Pingy pingy ping pingians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The Pingy pingy ping pingian economy, worth 18.0 trillion pings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,727 pings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pingy pingy ping ping's national animal is the ping.

Pingy pingy ping ping is ranked 184,389^th in the world and 2,640^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 53.79 on the Human Development Index.