The Kingdom of Pira is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mendes I with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.113 billion Pirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Water. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piran economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,166 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, the government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, and the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh. Crime is totally unknown. Pira's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catolicismo Romano.

Pira is ranked 198,792^nd in the world and 2^nd in SACRO IMPERIO BRAZILEIRO for Largest Black Market, with 500 billion Standard Monetary Units.