The Republik of Pitbull is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Od1n with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.885 billion Pitbullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pitbullian economy, worth an astonishing 11,026 trillion Marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 527,945 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,505,093 per year while the poor average 147,672, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pitbull's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nordisch.

Pitbull is ranked 311,230^th in the world and 163^rd in KAISERREICH for Most Cultured, scoring -451 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.