The Republik of Pitbull is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Od1n with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.806 billion Pitbullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vallhalla. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pitbullian economy, worth a remarkable 6,601 trillion Marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 417,626 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pitbull's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nordisch.

Pitbull is ranked 289,356^th in the world and 311^th in KAISERREICH for Safest, scoring 3.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.