The Dictatorship of Platapus123 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 660 million Morons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money bucks center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.
The thriving An idiot economy, worth 49.7 trillion MONEY BUCKs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,370 MONEY BUCKs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, lending money has become a major liability, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Platapus123's national animal is the Building, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Platapus123 is ranked 77,332nd in the world and 48th in Hell for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,669.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Platapus123, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
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Platapus123, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
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Platapus123, lending money has become a major liability.
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Platapus123, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
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Platapus123's influence in Hell rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Platapus123, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
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Platapus123, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
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Platapus123's influence in Hell rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Platapus123 lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
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Platapus123 lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.












