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Nudest: 3,529thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 20,908th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Any excuse to use nuclear weapons.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Platapus123

Population660 million

CapitalMoney bucks center

CurrencyMONEY BUCKs
AnimalBuilding

The Dictatorship of Platapus123 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 660 million Morons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money bucks center. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The thriving An idiot economy, worth 49.7 trillion MONEY BUCKs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,370 MONEY BUCKs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, lending money has become a major liability, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Platapus123's national animal is the Building, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Platapus123 is ranked 77,332nd in the world and 48th in Hell for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,669.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
5%
Nudest: 3,529thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,503rdLargest Retail Industry: 20,908th
Top
5%
Nudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Platapus123, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Platapus123, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Platapus123, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Platapus123, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Platapus123's influence in Hell rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Platapus123, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in Platapus123, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Platapus123's influence in Hell rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Platapus123 lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Platapus123 lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.

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