The Kingdom of Playball758 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.603 billion Playball758ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Playball758 City. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Playball758ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,235 trillion Sheenis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,100 Sheenis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Playball758's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charlie Sheen.

Playball758 is ranked 257,371^st in the world and 48^th in The Genesis Corporation for Most Primitive, scoring -178.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.