The Kingdom of Playball758 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.827 billion Playball758ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Playball758 City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Playball758ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,802 trillion Sheenis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,421 Sheenis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day, there's a mortuary next to every Playball758ian restaurant, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Playball758's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charlie Sheen.

Playball758 is ranked 312,510^th in the world and 35^th in The Genesis Corporation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,218.6 Standard Monetary Units.