The Protectorate of Please Send Noodles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning danger noodle population. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.199 billion Please Send Noodlesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Please Send Noodlesian economy, worth 132 trillion noodles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,371 noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, surveillance cameras are banned, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Please Send Noodles's national animal is the danger noodle.

Please Send Noodles is ranked 91,588^th in the world and 4^th in Pasta Confederacy for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,614.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.