The Controversial lil bro of Pohan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Geoffrey I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.271 billion Pohanasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pohanasia City. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The sizeable but inefficient Pohanasian economy, worth 63.4 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,874 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and Pohanasia City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pohan's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pohan is ranked 147,504^th in the world and 28^th in THE W0RLD for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 533.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.