The World Series of Poker is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Caesars Entertainment with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.12 billion Pokerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokerian economy, worth 997 trillion chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 162,928 chips, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Poker's national animal is the great white shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Poker.

Poker is ranked 233,692^nd in the world and 4^th in Joe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.