The Democratic Republic of Polandorus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilsudski with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.482 billion Polandorusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polandorusian economy, worth a remarkable 8,294 trillion zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,557 zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Polandorusians made a dessert and called it peace, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and billion-zloty sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandorus's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polandorus is ranked 139,016^th in the world and 8^th in Poland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.52 kickbacks per hour.