The Empire of Polish-Kremlin is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Irons with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5 billion PolKresians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodecagon. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Kremlinian economy, worth 818 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,692 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation is in the international closet, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish-Kremlin's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Believers of Unicron.

Polish-Kremlin is ranked 20,366^th in the world and 2^nd in The Middle Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 163,692.4 Standard Monetary Units.