The Colony of Politecr is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 7.042 billion Politecrians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Politecrian economy, worth 162 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 23,041 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Politecr City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Politecr's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Politecr is ranked 132,868^th in the world and 35^th in Hellworld 2 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 544.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.