The Kingdom of Poronihia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.17 billion Poronihians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The very strong Poronihian economy, worth 232 trillion Tāras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,271 Tāras, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, companies are turning to trained Tropicbirds for their most menial jobs, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Poronihia's national animal is the Tropicbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Poronihia is ranked 142,234^th in the world and 1^st in Te Ao for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.04 kickbacks per hour.