The Colony of Port of Cypress Cove is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.565 billion Port of Cypress Coveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Port of Cypress Covean economy, worth 955 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,523 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port of Cypress Cove's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Port of Cypress Cove is ranked 12,356^th in the world and 1^st in Cypress Cove for Most Developed, scoring 89.38 on the Human Development Index.