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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,692nd
The Sentai Team of
Father Knows Best State
Go go samurai!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

PR Samurai

Population9.688 billion

CapitalPanorama City
LeaderJayden
FaithCards

Currencycoin
Animalzord

The Sentai Team of PR Samurai is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jayden with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, feral children, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.688 billion Rangers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama City. The average income tax rate is 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Power ranger economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 214,050 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PR Samurai's national animal is the zord, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

PR Samurai is ranked 89,163rd in the world and 2nd in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Primitive, scoring 15.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,923rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,989thLargest Black Market: 2,374thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,814thMost Avoided: 4,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,580thNudest: 6,508thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,571stHighest Average Incomes: 8,534thMost Efficient Economies: 9,436thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,956thHighest Economic Output: 12,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,179thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 17,310thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,484thMost Influential: 18,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,823rdMost Stationary: 21,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,196thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,272ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,101st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : PR Samurai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in PR Samurai, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : PR Samurai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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