The Loving Couple of PrideMonth is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Willow with an even hand, and remarkable for its remarkably easy parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.171 billion PrideMonthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PrideMonthian economy, worth 819 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,371 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PrideMonth's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

PrideMonth is ranked 211,352^nd in the world and 5^th in Violetia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.07 Obesity Rate.