The Jingoistic States of Princess CLXXXVIII is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.892 billion Princess CLXXXVIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The Princess CLXXXVIIIian economy, worth 174 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,732 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess CLXXXVIII's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Princess CLXXXVIII is ranked 288,508^th in the world and 7^th in Peinda speindea for Most Developed, scoring 48.14 on the Human Development Index.